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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:43 am

1) I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"..

I'm wondering is it them or me?

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2) Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive.

Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.

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3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?

Start off with a large one.

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4) How do you define optimism?

A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday

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5) What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A large pizza can still feed a family of four.

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6) What's the difference between a merchant bank and Katie Price (aka. Jordan)?

Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. But at least Katie Price is still worth something.

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7) What's the difference between the BBC's business editor Robert Peston and God?

God doesn't think he's Robert Peston

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Cool George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch?"

He replied: "It was his favourite Candy Bar."

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9) What's the capital of Iceland?

About £3.50

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10) Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning?

Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon

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Post  girish on Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:57 am

Admin wrote:1) I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"..

I'm wondering is it them or me?

---------------------------------------

2) Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive.

Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.

---------------------------------------

3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?

Start off with a large one.

---------------------------------------

4) How do you define optimism?

A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday

---------------------------------------

5) What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A large pizza can still feed a family of four.

---------------------------------------

6) What's the difference between a merchant bank and Katie Price (aka. Jordan)?

Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. But at least Katie Price is still worth something.

---------------------------------------

7) What's the difference between the BBC's business editor Robert Peston and God?

God doesn't think he's Robert Peston

---------------------------------------

Cool George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch?"

He replied: "It was his favourite Candy Bar."

---------------------------------------

9) What's the capital of Iceland?

About £3.50

---------------------------------------

10) Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning?

Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon

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