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Re: One Liners

Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:19 am

it's time to sew up all the little holes in her life that keep letting the twats through...

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:20 am

used 2 B a drug abuser...........every time she went in2 a chemist she couldn't help shouting FUCK OFF at the paracetamol!!!!!!!!

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:20 am

Twitter - Where people confirm to the world they are a cunt on a daily basis.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:21 am

wonders if the annual dickhead of the year awards are coming up... as there appears to be a lot of nominees hanging about

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:11 pm

not saying all men are knobs, just all knobs i meet are men cheers

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Post  jessie1980 on Tue May 18, 2010 3:35 pm

has got a date with her bed and is gonna get laid Very Happy

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Post  jessie1980 on Tue May 18, 2010 3:35 pm

needs to take regular sexercise and complete her beducation...

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Post  jessie1980 on Tue May 18, 2010 3:36 pm

its not raining men its pissing down pricks!!

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Post  jessie1980 on Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:46 am

How many times did your mother shag a hedgehog to produce a prick like you?

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Post  jessie1980 on Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:47 am

I have an eating disorder. I'm a greedy twat!

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