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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:18 am

Add your one liners here

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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:18 am

Behind every bitch is a man that made her that way

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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:19 am

Sex isnt a problem untill you are not getting any

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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:19 am

Isnt it funny the way shit has its way of floating back to the top

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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:20 am

women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships

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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:20 am

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Post  Admin on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:21 am

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit

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Post  sexysam06 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:50 am

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:05 pm

You know your getting old when your mates start stinking off piss Very Happy

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:06 pm

The only reason i am this fat is because everytime i shag ya ma she gives me a bisuit

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:07 pm

if you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Laughing

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:09 pm

if ur talking bout me then...TAKE A DICK AND PUT IT IN UR EAR & AND FUCK WHAT U HEARD..... cause it ant true!!!! Laughing

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:10 pm

you need a bin liner under ur chin for all the shit ur talkin!

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:11 pm

you couldn't find a g-spot with Sat Nav!!!

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:12 pm

I'm a nice bitch i smile when i tll you to Fuck Off!!!!

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:13 pm

practice safe sex........... .... go fuck yourself.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:14 pm

ORAL SEX IS WHERE YOU SIT ON THE BED AND TALK ABOUT IT.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:15 pm

beauty is only skin deep but fuck me you must have been born inside out.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:16 pm

best way to get over a man is to get under another.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:17 pm

Look after those that look after you and Fuck off those that Fuck off you.

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:18 pm

SEX INSTRUCTOR, 1st LESSONS are FREE..........

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Post  jessie1980 on Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:04 am

Hates orange people who walk around thinking their tan looks natural - yeah right ! not unless your mum fucked a wotsit !!!

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:16 am

If your groin moved as fast as ya mouth then you might actually be a good shag.. Now shut the FUCK up!!

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:17 am

Today small cars and small phones are in style. One day small dicks will be in style and you my friend, will be a fucking legend...

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Post  jessie1980 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:17 am

good thing bout getting older is multitasking becomes easier....u can sneeze piss an shit urself at the same time!!!

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